Fuck yeah, alcohol!
Today is my birthday. Don’t fucking start drama on my goddamn birthday. I know your feelings are hurt because Missing e. has better ideas than you do but seriously, suck it up. Sincerely, -Chelsea
idontneedtobeforgiven replied to your post: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I had known sooner I would have tried to whip you up something! Awww, that’s okay =) You’re sweet!
idontneedtobeforgiven asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goscrewaduck asked: Happy birthday :)
freshtilapia asked: Is your birfday?? Happy birfday Chelsea!!! :)
ashleydavies asked: happy birthday! :)
Because, sometimes, you just need to poke... →
magicalzebra: hearing morgan freeman say “SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER” in wanted is the most entertaining thing in the world
concernedanon-deactivated201202 asked: I hope I'm not pushing any boundaries, (of course, you don't have to/need to answer this) but I remember you mentioned your relationship from time to time. How's it going? Is everything is going well?
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
pervyanon: You’re going to be okay.
Merry Christmas =)
andarsangel: insaneantics replied to your post: Looking at Follow Fridays… Not on a single one…. Me either, don’t worry. I’ll follow you forever, if that helps =D Flattering AND creepy! YAYYYY Just the way you love me!
Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers!
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
We're watching 'Water for Elephants'
Mom: Is he [Robert Pattinson] doing okay? I think he's doing pretty good in this role.
Me: It's good. But if he starts to sparkle, I'm throwing a wooden stake at the screen.
This is Liz. It is her birthday today. Go tell her... →
FIC: In a Land Called Fantasy
LiveJournal.com FanFiction.net Pairings: Rachel/Quinn, Santana/Brittany, Rachel/Quinn/Santana/Brittany Rating: NC-17 Length: ~1,600 Summary: Santana is stressed beyond belief. The girls help her relax a little. Author’s Note: Dedicated to Brittany ;-) Also, written in less than an hour. I apologize if it’s horrible.
Sometimes Chelsea likes to take pictures. →
Chelsea watches TV
*see ChildFund commercial*
Oh, that's sad.
*see Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial*
OH GOD I'M GOING TO ADOPT AND LOVE THEM ALL. *CRIES HYSTERICALLY*
Rachel Berry is No Fool
LiveJournal.com FanFiction.net Pairing: Rachel/Brittany Rating: PG Length: ~2,700 Summary: For the first time in years, Rachel doesn’t have anything happen to her on April Fool’s Day. Well, anything bad. Author’s Note: I wrote this for April Fool’s Day but never published it. I have no idea why. Better late than never, right? Disregard Season 3.
I found a fic I forgot to publish. Anyone up for...
No, it’s not porn.
I am going to express my feelings about 3x08 in...
OH MY GOD GUYS
justchildishdreams: iam-thebadwolf: SUGAR, SANTANA, AND BRITTANY SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THAT’S IT SHE’S THEIR DAUGHTER And the evidence pointing to her being their kid keeps piling up.
fatalepierce asked: I don't mean stop writing FOREVER. I JUST MEAN I WAS WANTING TO WRITE THE SUGMONY FIC just because the fandom wanted one so bad. But now you shall do that! EEP
I'm jumping on the Sugar as Brittana's daughter...
underthechestnuttree: insaneantics: Complete with Harmony as a Fababy. Here’s a teaser: Doing homework for Sugar generally meant that Harmony sat there and walked her through every problem. It was never fully clear whether or not it was the time travel or the fact that she was half Brittany’s daughter as to why Sugar wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box. She didn’t mind. She had her own...
fatalepierce asked: I give up. I said I was going to write something, but I don't want to anymore. BECAUSE YOU SHALL DO IT JUSTICE.
I'm jumping on the Sugar as Brittana's daughter...
Complete with Harmony as a Fababy. Here’s a teaser: Doing homework for Sugar generally meant that Harmony sat there and walked her through every problem. It was never fully clear whether or not it was the time travel or the fact that she was half Brittany’s daughter as to why Sugar wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box. She didn’t mind. She had her own strengths, one of...
lol I have that Barbie digital camera.
I found it the other day and was like “that girl looks like Naya. That has to be Naya.” but then I got distracted by something shiny and forgot about it.