Our air conditioner decided to fail today so I am having to sleep on the couch tonight so I don’t die from heat. Anyways, I was laying there looking out the window and I see this light blinking and moving around outside and then these big flashes of light in the sky. My first reaction? “OH HOLY FUCK. ALIENS ARE INVADING.” Yes, I am that crazy. …It was a lightning bug and...
Some advice for you.
Do not drink a 24oz bottle of Mountain Dew after not having drank anything caffeinated for a loooong time. OMFG NARWHALS.
REBLOG THE NUMBER ONE SONG WHEN YOU WERE BORN
quizzical-frisson: skippingbeats: videogirl: dakoty: alyssaruthhh: samanthakayyy: ryanstilesblueshoes: greenumbrellatrees: http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInhistory/selectMonth.htm October 7th, 1994 - I’ll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men June 14th, 1993 - That’s the Way Love Goes by Janet Jackson December 30th, 1992- I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston. yes, yes. ...
I dropped my phone...
…onto a plate that had pancake/waffle syrup on it. I wiped it off with a wet paper towel and dried it. I think it will survive. Now it smells like a waffle. Weirdest thing that’s ever happened to your phone?
Reblog with your birthday :D
quizzical-frisson: longlivethequeen: therealblairwaldorf: toonumb: ofmoonsbirdsandmonsters: digitalbath: tinybirds: triphop: duhtrav: July 28, 1991 may 20, 1993 may 23, 1994 Sept 4, 1990 april 12, 1992 July 8th, 1992. June 25, 1993 March 12, 1991 (+ is it just me or are people here a lot younger than i thought?!) August 22, 1988 (people here are soooo young; i see...
Comic Sans MS is the worst font I have ever seen.
quizzical-frisson: (via alotlikelove) It is the Danny Gokey of fonts. Why does Comic Sans MS always get hated on? It’s probably in my top 5 fave fonts.
I live in Neverland.
Chelsea: Random question
Nicola: random answer
Chelsea: Full size, twin bed in a cave or twin bed 5 feet off the ground?
Nicola: FIVE FEET?
Nicola: how do i get UP?
Chelsea: Ladder. Yes.
Nicola: do you live in NEVERLAND?
Nicola: it is a pertinent question!
Nicola: should i bring my spelunking equipment, what.
Chelsea: The cave has shelves.
Chelsea: and a drum set
Chelsea: well the drum set is not in the cave
Chelsea: but near it
Chelsea: and the bed is only half in the cave. It's up to you which end to stick in there.
Nicola: is it like backwards day
Nicola: is this seriously how you live
Nicola: drum sets in caves
Nicola: and five-foot beds
Nicola: *falls down rabbit hole*
Chelsea: Not IN the cave, NEAR the cave.
Nicola: THERE IS STILL A CAVE
Chelsea: apparently "Cher" is not an acceptable word.
Megan: haha its a proper noun
Megan: you can't use proper nouns, at least not if they're names
Chelsea: it's CHER
Chelsea: Cher always wins.
Megan: haha well unfortunately scrabble does not = a gay man so it doesnt care
Megan: otherwise cher would be the only acceptable word
Megan: you cant spell cher? you lose.
Chelsea: You have a point.
This one is for you, quizzical-frisson!
Watching Forensic Files
A little girl was swimming in a pool on "Forensic Files"...
Chels: STUPID LITTLE KID GETS TO GO SWIMMING AND I DON'T
Nicola: she dies, don't worry
Nicola: oh, dear
Nicola: that wasn't tactfully put
We are watching ''Intervention.''
Chels: If there were no enablers then he wouldn't be on this show and omfg he has potato chips I want some chips.
Nicola: DENISE TOLD POLICE
Me: SHE DID
Me: SHE WAS SOLICITING
Me: THE REAL KILLER
Me: THEY WERE READY
Nicola: PROSECUTORS WERE READY FOR HER
Me: LIKE A FUCKING BOY SCOUT
Nicola: BE PREPARED
Nicola: you should tumbl this
Cars are easy. It’s people you need a manual for.– Blythe Danner as Greta in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
Sometimes I wish I could make people physically feel how much I love them.– Emmy Rossum (via Twitter)
In the year 3000, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one super...– Conan O’Brien (via quizzical-frisson)
Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a...
You’re a fucking liar, you fucking liar!– Redundant Beth Chapman is redundant.
It's funny cuz it's truuuuuue!
Chelsea: I have an idea I wish to present to you because you know about these things and I do not. So yeah.
Nicola: I'm a bit terrified by the implications of this considering that my expertise are mainly related to Adam Lambert, Chinatown buses and men in drag.
reblog if you don't really care about new moon.
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Yes, we are that crazy.
Chels: DOUBLE DOORS, OPEN. WHY AREN'T I REACTING IN THIS SHOT? Also, I'M A FUCKING HOOOORSE! Just thought you should know.
Nicola: HAHAHA. ON THE TRAIN. LAUGHED OUT LOUD. IS THAT AN EFFING BEAR?
Chels: SUCK MY DIIIICK I'M KURT COBAIN. Moral of the story: go to the Philippines to murder someone. Wow. That is a little bit wrong.
Nicola: LMAOOO. PLEASE TRANSCRIBE THIS.
Chels: Shall I tumblr it?