January 2012
Watching Little House on the Prairie
*Mary goes in for an operation*
Chelsea: She gon' die.
Mom: No she won't, she's not blind yet.
Jan 27th
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WHAT'S THAT
A HAT
CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT
OVERSLEPT
HAIR UNSIGHTLY
TRYNA LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLY
WE'VE BEEN THERE
WE'VE DONE THAT
WE SEE RIGHT THOUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Weather things.
Mom: What's the weather supposed to do?
Chelsea: Weather things.
Jan 25th
How to treat a "feminist woman" in a relationship?
wildbynature: captainelizabeth: alphonseeelric: team-rugrats: rinielle: Here’s some advice, direct from me to you. Try treating her like you would any other human being. Get to know her, what she likes and doesn’t like, and treat her accordingly. That’s it. It’s that, damn, simple. And if anyone wants to know what has prompted this post, you may read all about how FOX News thinks you...
Jan 24th
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FIC: The Bet →
Pairing: Lea/Dianna Rating: R Length: ~1,200 Summary: It’s the NFC Championship, Lea and Dianna make a little wager to make the game more interesting. Author’s Note: For madndizzee and felonious_skunk
Jan 23rd
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One Step Closer [Chapter 7]
LiveJournal.com FanFiction.net Final chapter!
Jan 22nd
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One Step Closer [Chapter 6]
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Jan 20th
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Good news, everyone!
avatarsnowy: Thanks to the hard work of the FBI, big scary threat to national security Megaupload has been taken down, and we can all rest easier tonight! In other news, I still can’t get married, global warming is slowly starting to spiral out of control, the US continues its indiscriminate slaughters veiled behind the guise of ‘spreading democracy’ or whatever it is they’re saying these days,...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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One Step Closer [Chapter 5]
Pairings/Characters: Santana/Brittany, Brittany’s parents (John and Anna), several original characters, side Rachel/Quinn and their children: Gabriela, Ethaniel, Adrian, Susan, Harmony, and Jonah Rating: PG-13 Length: ~20,600 words Summary: Dreams are peculiar things. For Santana, her worst nightmare comes true with the words “there’s been an accident”. It takes thousands of steps ...
Jan 19th
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So this just happened.
Chelsea: Well Shelby and Beth have just disappeared again.
Mom: *completely serious* Who are they?
Chelsea: Shelby and Beth. Rachel's mom and Quinn's baby.
Mom: *thinks*
Chelsea: Remember, Quinn went batshit crazy-
Mom: Oh! Right! Them! Yeah, where are they?
Jan 19th
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E! Online Poll: Should Rachel Say Yes or No? →
#RACHELSAYNO
Jan 19th
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#winning
acidicram3n: teadalek: ohnice1:
Jan 18th
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I'm taking a little vacation for the weekend...
I’m flying to see a friend of mine out of state. I’ll be back Monday night. I love you all <3
Jan 13th
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One Step Closer [Chapter 4]
LiveJournal.com FanFiction.net
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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One Step Closer [Chapter 3]
LiveJournal.com FanFiction.net
Jan 11th
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Chelsea: STRAIGHT JESUS WHY ARE YOU FLOODING TEXAS RIGHT NOW. STOP IT.
Carter: I WANTED A POOL.
Jan 10th
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One Step Closer [Chapter 2]
LiveJournal.com FanFiction.net
Jan 10th
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techchick714 replied to your photo: Meet Lib and her twin, Lub. WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING?!?!!?!1 …It was funny?
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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FIC: One Step Closer [Chapter 1]
LiveJournal.com FanFiction.net Pairings/Characters: Santana/Brittany, Brittany’s parents (John and Anna), several original characters, side Rachel/Quinn and their children: Gabriela, Ethaniel, Adrian, Susan, Harmony, and Jonah Rating: PG-13 Length: ~20,600 words Summary: Dreams are peculiar things. For Santana, her worst nightmare comes true with the words “there’s been an accident”....
Jan 8th
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You know how on your dash if you hover over a picture it brings up options? Well it needs to do that on the blogs themselves. Hover over the link to a post and it gives you the option to like or reblog. Because it takes up unnecessary time having to go to each individual post just to like the damn thing.
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Carter just made me lose the game.
Jan 7th
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“Zebras are just gay horses.”
– Carter aka Straight Jesus
Jan 7th
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Heather Morris' breasts.
Jan 7th
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“I guess my job really is more important than Facebook.”
– A woman in my mother’s office. She was dead serious.
Jan 7th
I'm having too much fun with this fan mail thing....
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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ashleydavies: *cleans glasses almost perfectly* - 5 minutes. *looks away for two seconds* “WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT THAT HAS ALREADY INVADED MY FUCKING LENSES?!” My life.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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2+2=Straight Jesus
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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If you have sent me a Tumblr message in the last...
Jan 1st
December 2011
Fuck yeah, alcohol!
Dec 31st
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Dear Tumblr,
Today is my birthday. Don’t fucking start drama on my goddamn birthday. I know your feelings are hurt because Missing e. has better ideas than you do but seriously, suck it up. Sincerely, -Chelsea
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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idontneedtobeforgiven replied to your post: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I had known sooner I would have tried to whip you up something! Awww, that’s okay =) You’re sweet!
Dec 30th
idontneedtobeforgiven asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 30th
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goscrewaduck asked: Happy birthday :)
Dec 30th
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freshtilapia asked: Is your birfday?? Happy birfday Chelsea!!! :)
Dec 30th