February 2012
*sigh* Can't we all just get along?
I love my Brittana and Faberry equally. I also love my Pezberry and Quinntana and Quinntanaberry and Brittanaberry and Brittberry and Quitt Fierce and Faberrittana and Unholy Trinity and ALL OF THEM.
We need to stick together.
Love is love is love is love.
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wildbynature replied to your photo: Sometimes Chelsea gets bored and makes gifs. It…
Oh dear god IT’S GLORIOUS
Hahah Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Wanky.
Wanky.
How do American schools work?
tirra-lirra:
Because in Canada, you can’t just be like Hey, I feel like teaching history now and start teaching history. You have to have taken a certain number of university classes in the subject in order to teach it, so that you actually know what you’re talking about.
Can people actually pull this stuff in the American schooling system?
Although, ten points for Glee for giving the tenure...
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wildbynature replied to your post: “Next week on Glee: Rachel deals with a UTI.” oh…
gomqo;iwg4jka oh my god. DYING. DYING. CHOKING ON MANGO JUICE
Bahahah. Don’t die! Then no one would be around to laugh at my jokes =P
wildbynature asked: "Next week on Glee: Rachel deals with a UTI." oh my god. Tears streaming down my face in laughter. Oh good god FINN'S JUNK IS A FUCKIN' BIOWEAPON
"Huh, lift and scrub. Who knew it was so easy?"
ducksinthehat:
weaseltotheface:
wildbynature:
ohnice1:
This is what you want to marry, Rachel?
Even more terrifying: Rachel HAS had sex with that?!
Puked a little in my mouth.
We’ve been saying Finchel is unhealthy. Now it’s canon.
Next week on Glee: Rachel deals with a UTI.
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FUCK YEAH, GIANTS!!!!!!!!
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Chelsea's Annual Super Bowl Poll
Who is going to win today?? I’ll keep this post updated with the poll numbers.
Giants: 9 Patriots: 4
Chelsea's Annual Super Bowl Poll
Who is going to win today?? I’ll keep this post updated with the poll numbers.
Giants: 9 Patriots: 4
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Mom: Chelsea is going to Monster Jam [monster truck show] Saturday.
Dad: Are you gonna watch the trucks?
Me: No, I'm going to sit in the parking lot and stare at a Pinto.
Girl: This is a really interesting episode.
Chelsea: It is. I'm loving it so far except the whole the writers completely destroying Rachel's character.
Girl: Yeah, what's with her suddenly losing all that she is in one episode? She is way too self assured to be falling apart like this.
Chelsea: I know. She just needs to run away (preferably with Quinn) and be a star (with Quinn by her side) and THEN think about getting married (to Quinn) and having a family. (With Quinn.)
January 2012
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Help
Last year, someone messaged me on FanFiction.net and prompted future!fic Quinn being a nanny for Rachel’s child. If that was you, can you please message me? I accidentally deleted the message. The prompt never left my head and I’ve actually started working on it and I really want to credit you for your idea if I ever get it finished.
My Fellow Tumblrers:
anoncentral:
Consider this your call to action.
I know that we all love this site as an expression of our individuality, but the fact of the matter is, we are under attack. And what we do is distracting us from that fact.
The American government now has all the records from Megaupload’s servers. Do you know what that means for you? That means that if you have ever used Megaupload, the...
Watching Paula Deen
Chelsea: She was diagnosed with diabetes.
Mom: Sure enough?
Chelsea: Yep. In other news, grass is green and the ocean is blue.
Mom: Yep. Butter.
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Watching Little House on the Prairie
*Mary goes in for an operation*
Chelsea: She gon' die.
Mom: No she won't, she's not blind yet.
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WHAT'S THAT
A HAT
CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT
OVERSLEPT
HAIR UNSIGHTLY
TRYNA LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLY
WE'VE BEEN THERE
WE'VE DONE THAT
WE SEE RIGHT THOUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT
Weather things.
Mom: What's the weather supposed to do?
Chelsea: Weather things.
How to treat a "feminist woman" in a relationship?
wildbynature:
captainelizabeth:
alphonseeelric:
team-rugrats:
rinielle:
Here’s some advice, direct from me to you. Try treating her like you would any other human being.
Get to know her, what she likes and doesn’t like, and treat her accordingly.
That’s it.
It’s that, damn, simple.
And if anyone wants to know what has prompted this post, you may read all about how FOX News thinks you...
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FIC: The Bet →
Pairing: Lea/Dianna Rating: R Length: ~1,200 Summary: It’s the NFC Championship, Lea and Dianna make a little wager to make the game more interesting. Author’s Note: For madndizzee and felonious_skunk
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One Step Closer [Chapter 7]
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Final chapter!
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One Step Closer [Chapter 6]
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Good news, everyone!
avatarsnowy:
Thanks to the hard work of the FBI, big scary threat to national security Megaupload has been taken down, and we can all rest easier tonight!
In other news, I still can’t get married, global warming is slowly starting to spiral out of control, the US continues its indiscriminate slaughters veiled behind the guise of ‘spreading democracy’ or whatever it is they’re saying these days,...
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One Step Closer [Chapter 5]
Pairings/Characters: Santana/Brittany, Brittany’s parents (John and Anna), several original characters, side Rachel/Quinn and their children: Gabriela, Ethaniel, Adrian, Susan, Harmony, and Jonah Rating: PG-13 Length: ~20,600 words Summary: Dreams are peculiar things. For Santana, her worst nightmare comes true with the words “there’s been an accident”. It takes thousands of steps ...
So this just happened.
Chelsea: Well Shelby and Beth have just disappeared again.
Mom: *completely serious* Who are they?
Chelsea: Shelby and Beth. Rachel's mom and Quinn's baby.
Mom: *thinks*
Chelsea: Remember, Quinn went batshit crazy-
Mom: Oh! Right! Them! Yeah, where are they?
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E! Online Poll: Should Rachel Say Yes or No? →
#RACHELSAYNO
#winning
acidicram3n:
teadalek:
ohnice1:
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I'm taking a little vacation for the weekend...
I’m flying to see a friend of mine out of state. I’ll be back Monday night. I love you all <3
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One Step Closer [Chapter 4]
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One Step Closer [Chapter 3]
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Chelsea: STRAIGHT JESUS WHY ARE YOU FLOODING TEXAS RIGHT NOW. STOP IT.
Carter: I WANTED A POOL.
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One Step Closer [Chapter 2]
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techchick714 replied to your photo: Meet Lib and her twin, Lub.
WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING?!?!!?!1
…It was funny?
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